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MMDA Chairman Binay decides to dump garbage 80 kms from Boracay. Another effort by your government to ensure that your Christmas spirit rivals that of Erapus and his tribe.

Dec 23, 2000 Province of Antique local government mulls ordinance to change name of Boracay to Basuracay in the light of Metro Manila Development Authority Plan to dump all garbage into the open pits of the Semirara coal mines.

Hamstrung by technicalities, the impeachment procedures should be allowed to drag on as we see the worst and best of us in each of the actors playing out their assigned roles.

The circus should be allowed to play on till we take notice that AM radio, the media link that binds Filipinos, is owned by the bad guys.


Suggested Christmas present for yourself. December issue of Folio magazine. Do not judge a mag by it's cover.

Is the valiant Senate President who tracked down the driver/messenger/check encasher of Power Management going to apply the law equally and now seek out Jaime Dichaves for claiming ownership of the Velarde/Valhalla accounts?
Case: Pimentel vs Jericho March : The Real Story (One Man's View)

Dec 22, 2000
If you think garbage stinks, read this.

Proceso Jarobilla of Jaro, Iloilo City begun his crusade against the PLDT in 1993 and finally got his triumph this year when the National Telecommunications Commission (NTC) declared PLDT "as having violated the provision of Sec. 19(b) of the Public Services Act (Act No. 146 as amended)."
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"Mr. Estrada is politically dead. Even if he survives the impeachment trial in the Senate, he will never be able to stabilize the economy and put out the political conflagration. Estrada is facing the wrath of the entire Philippine society"read FOCUS on the PHILIPPINES

Sheila and the Republic of Jeuteng.

A Pinoy golf website gets one of the world's biggest advertisers to kick in !!

Sure, now you are concerned, right?

Manila watches today's impeachment hearing with bated breath as Equitable Bank tried to deal with depositors angry about their stonewalling. Another question from the sidelines--- Where did George Go went? 12.18.00

President Estrada commenting on a radical drop in his ratings after only a year in office: "You cannot fool the Filipino people for long." www.pldt.com Quote of the Day- Oct 26, 1999 over TV News reprinted 12.18.00

Bishops bite Erap carrot.

Mega-Crony grasp too deep even in Senate? Deep enough for the Senate President to allow free advertising for Presidential crony and pal even as his backer faces impeachment. Obviously, Pimentel's senate presidency may claim to be impartial but more obvious to the public is the fact that even their drinking water is provided for by Lucio Tan's bottled water company. 12.18.00

Read R. Tiglao's column. It is a wake up call, a peek into what we have yet to reckon with. Where did two million a month really go? And you thought Ernie Maceda was too far away to matter. Indeed, who will guard the guards?

NEWS FLASH !!!!
Rioting, tear gas at Pangilinan's "The Fort"!!

Besieged Estrada admits Presidency hampering his mahjong game. read

PEOPLE MARCH for Proper grammar and diction!!

Their Erap, unplugged. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ....George W. Bush, Jr.

Erap Secret Agent

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The Senate hearings. If one were to go by the record of Pimentel, one may have to assume the worst. First, he falsely claimed that he had allowed the Jericho March of December 7 to go unbothered by the riot police. Today we learn that more delays in the trial are caused by some uncooperative employees of the Senate, of which he is President. Wonder what's next from our friend the Troj (pronounced Trowj). Dec. 13, 2000


The Philippine Collegian on "Persecuting the Prosecution"

Jericho march day musings..

CIA spotted in Metro!!! see photo

Estelito Mendoza/Gilbert Gottfried. One and the same?

NTC Issues Order for PLDT competitor to stop all selling new mobile phones for two months. Full story

07 Dec 2000 ABS makes headlines as ELAGDA controversy heats up!

Couples for Christ membership expected to almost double as...

Malacanang Presidential spokesman Dong Puno strongly denied he used a stepladder to be included in the Malacanang Palace official Christmas Card Photo of the President and his cabinet. This is my last Christmas in the Palace and by gosh, I want to be remembered, said the now over six-foot-tall press person. But like Chavit Singson says, "it's hard to tell a lie". Puno finally revealed that he was actually standing atop his deputy, former Fil-Estate spokesboy Toledo. Toledo, on the other hand, was suspected of himself standing on the people of the Philippines to make himself and his boss look tall.

From the archives, a horror story:
On cross-examination by Cruz, Lavides admitted that PLDT has been advertising its own website pldt.com.ph since 1996 up to the present, on radio, TV and print media, even prior to the creation of Kaimo’s pldt.com website in December 1998.

PREVIOUS EDITION NOV :

A few days later.. or Nov. 29, 2000.. The police yesterday announced the discovery of the missing PR man's van. And yet another body along the Cavite shoreline. The search for Bubby may turn embarrassing when they dig up more bodies than they have missing persons.

Today's pldt.com quote is from "Joker" (we kid you not) Arroyo, who spoke at the Bantayog ng mga Bayani

Former Colonizer rejects Philippine offer. Country in disarray, willing to take a GW trade-in.

Former US Colony makes supreme sacrifice, donates President. read...

Tough Choices: A question of credibility. One man's word against the other, or,who would you trust?
-Former Secretary of National Defense who actually defended his country. An outstanding general officer, retired Philippine Ambassador to China, defender of Central Mindanao as CEMCOM Commander during the massive onslaughts of the MNLF in early 1972, combat veteran of the Korean War, and father of a bemedalled young officer killed in action against the NPA.
- OR-
Estrada's Defense Minister: Defended country against plaque in his capacity as a former spokesman for toothpaste company, former host afternoon talk show for housewives.

In one fell swoop, the police and the Office of the Senate President were reduced and diminished in the public's eye as being mere security guards of the Estrada family and its syndicate of cronies. One cannot help but see a sinister hand behind all these. READ KOMPIL STATEMENT DEC 7, 2000
related: Pimentel vs Jericho March : The Real Story

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"The biggest stumbling block to the country's development is the Philippine Long Distance Telephone Company". DOTC former Sec. R. Reyes (The Philippines may be the only country in the world with PLDT public pay phones inside private homes as allowed by "relaxed rules" of the National Telecom Commission. We are sending this to the Guinness Book of World Records)


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