Q : What do you call an Afro-American 'strolling' around the Abu Sayyaf lair, bringing his US passport, being inquisitive, and thereafter made a hostage?
pldt.com : An excuse.

Erap, Siazon to head Ninoy Aquino Airport welcoming committee.  On the heels of the reported kidnapping of an American "tourist" (wink, wink) in Jolo, Erapus immediately called the Cabinet Cluster E to a special emergency meeting to discuss the welcoming rites for the soon due American official guests.  Erap informed the Cabinet that he was expecting Arnold, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis to come and rescue the American hostage because "Show Biz is what it's all about."

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