Q : What do you call an Afro-American
'strolling' around the Abu Sayyaf lair, bringing his US passport, being
inquisitive, and thereafter made a hostage? pldt.com : An excuse.
Erap, Siazon to head Ninoy Aquino Airport
welcoming committee. On the heels of the reported
kidnapping of an American "tourist" (wink, wink) in Jolo, Erapus
immediately called the Cabinet Cluster E to a special emergency meeting to
discuss the welcoming rites for the soon due American official
guests. Erap informed the Cabinet that he was expecting Arnold,
Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis to come and rescue the American
hostage because "Show Biz is what it's all about."