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HELP!!
ako sabit dito.
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Pare, my heart is breaking....
Wow hassle ka pare, walang iwanan.
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Chief Justice Davide was ready resume
hearings on the most important trial in local history on December 26.
However, violent opbjections were met from Senators led by Tatad who
chose to go on vacation instead. Apparently they need to seek guidance
from "above" on their next move. Either that or they
seem to have forgotten that they serve the people. They have been serving
themselves and their masters (NOT the people) for far too long.
Deep enough for
the Senate President to allow free advertising for Presidential crony
and pal even as his backer faces impeachment. Obviously, Pimentel's
senate presidency may claim to be impartial but more obvious to the
public is the fact that even their drinking water is provided for by
Lucio Tan's bottled water company. 12.18.00
Dec 22 2000 Great line for
the day came from Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago, who insisted the
testimony of an eyewitness in the trial of the century not be heard
because her Senate staff needed to have their Christmas party. As in
tonight.
Lawyer
Andres Narvasa compares Estrada to Julius Caesar while Senator Oreta
compares impeached President and pal Erap
to Jesus Christ. Webmaster
describes Philippines as living hell because of people like the two
just mentioned above. Meanwhile, Senators can hardly wait to get into
party mode as rest of population who mistakenly voted them in office
await their fate. Leader of the let's party faction is apparently former
Marcos Spokesman and played a role similar to that of Hitler's J. Goebbels,
Kit "Pageboy" Tatad. He is now famous for eagerly waiting
to announce (always, it seems, prematurely, each break at the Senate.
Apparently, his designated role in the conspiracy theory to acquit the
President is to call for recess and early endings to the hearings.
Now we have seen everything. Sonny Osmena
and Tessie Oreta razzing PDI reporters over alleged "indirect bribery"
as their spouses work for politicians. The two "Senators"
confessed receipt of PhP1,000,000.00 each as a "tip" from
the now-impeached mahjong-playing president of the Philippines. Oo nga
naman Aling Tessie, napakatanga kasi ng mga Pinoy diba?
The Senate hearings. If one were
to go by the record of Pimentel, one may have to assume the worst. First,
he falsely claimed that he had allowed the Jericho
March of December 7 to go unbothered by the riot police. Today we
learn that more delays in the trial are caused by some uncooperative
employees of the Senate, of which he is President. Wonder what's next
from our friend the Troj (pronounced Trowj). Dec. 13, 2000
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