Farewell,
Jai-Alai
Becket Art-Deco Building As
of press time, Mayor Atienza has all but totally demolished the relic, with
a smirk on his face at that. He claims that he was destroying the
gambling it represented. Duh, maybe he should look around his
city. There seems to be some gambling going on there too. We
really didn't expect too much support from
this gov't. with regards the old building. It seems a certain official has about as much taste in art as Marcos had in
women.
July 23, 2000
RUTHLESS MANILA MAYOR DEMOLISHES
THE 1940 CLASSIC JAI-ALAI BUILDING, KILLING THE HEART AND SOUL OF HIS
CITY ALONG WITH IT. They
tried the word "historical value". He doesn't get it.
"Common sense" is something obviously beyond his grasp.
Poor Manila. It's bad enough they are tearing down all semblance
of morality in present Filipino society. At the worst, Erap will be gone
in four more years. The Jai Alai building, once destroyed, can never be
restored. Tanong na lang natin "MAGKANO
BA TALAGA PARA HUWAG MO NA LANG GIBAIN ITO?"
Visit www.bwf.org
and see how you can help.
July 22, 2000
PLDT.COM announces essay writing contest. The
topic, "Where will this country be a year
from now, and what I should/can do to help my less fortunate
countryman." Readers are asked to send in their 500
word essays. Entries to be reviewed by PLDT.COM esteemed board of
judges whose names we cannot reveal because they need their phone lines
to be working. Winning
entries will posted on this website and donated prizes will be awarded
too. Invite your classmates, kids, officemates, neighbors, congressmen
to join. Send your articles to:
webmaster@pldt.com with subject
line "Write On, baby, Coz We got the Shaft". Cronies need not
apply because they suck.
ALLEGED MILITARY PLANS TO BLOW UP
PAYATAS DUMPSITE NIXED? Amazing
things happen in a confused banana republic. One cannot fault the Pinoy
for being real creative. This report earlier from the newest
member of the PLDT.COM small but efficient community of moles (they
are called Alikaboks): The story goes that NGO's and the
military have been spearheading the rescue efforts of the Payatas death site.
It was opined that the QC government has done next to nil to assist the
Payatas disaster, for reasons unknown. Rumor has it that a certain
family was earning some Php50Million in revenue from garbage trucks
delivering waste to the site.
Payatas is the scene of over two hundred "deaths by garbage"
brought about by years of government neglect and greedy
politicians. Here is the story, believe it or not. Turns
out that earlier yesterday morning, the military allegedly had
plans to lay out C4 explosives all around the dump site to put closure
to the Payatas issue for once and for all.
Till someone mentioned that along with tons of all that Payatas site
garbage was methane gas, a by- product of rotting garbage. That
would have been some great blast. Our insider predicts that it may have
even splattered the Batasan Pambansa, who hold office near the site. But
hey! Maybe that WAS
the point of the exercise. We don't know. Great idea though.
IMELDA NOT TO
BLAME. Imelda Marcos
yesterday denied that the Payatas victims were hired by her family to
search for some jewelry she may have lost while moving to her new
residence in Manila. Imelda said that contrary to news reports,
all twenty nine pieces of Louis Vitton luggage that contained her
jewelry collection were intact, and had no tiny holes in them for
diamonds to fall out of. "It's
always my fault," she
cried, referring to a news leak that claimed she had dropped some
diamonds and pearls in her garbage, thus necessitating the hiring of
over a thousand scavengers to recover the missing jewels. The
reporter also noted that her background music was the Hawaiian smash hit
"Tiny Baubles".
MANTRADE DANGLES LAWSUIT OVER CONSUMER'S HEAD FOR EMAIL COMPLAINT.
In what can be seen as it's first bungled attempt at ecommerce,
MANTRADE, (the car dealership, not the gay site). A miffed
customer of Mantrade who felt he was getting a bad deal on his car
repair (a couple of months, at least, to repair) sent an email to his
friends to share his sad experience. Soon enough, a letter
threatening legal action against the consumer was made by MANTRADE (the
car dealership, not the gay site). The consumer was asked to
publicly apologize to MANTRADE, which he did. He wrote a letter
with the words I'M SORRY and released this to the people who originally
got wind of his plight via email, and cc'd the car dealership. The
MANTRADE car now sits in his garage, where it will stay for only God
knows how long. He refuses to use it. We can understand
why.
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