SIAZON appointment explained. PLDT.COM's alikabok IV, gave us this morsel regarding the appointment of Estrada bootlicker Siazon to Japan as Ambassador. No, not Nigeria or Zaire as would fit a man of his qualifications. We were stunned, but not surprised. After all, Stormeng Domeng is a Ramos boy. Or is he? It was learned from alikabok-san at the Japanese Diet that the Philippines is seeking to acquire soft loans from Japan. Therefore, we had to send someone who could brown nose, lick ass, be totally spineless and more than just a mere sycophant. Hence, Stormeng's appointment. Previous issues of this site posted stories about Siazon's being more concerned with the welfare of a country. Any country, just as long as it was not the Philippines.


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On Jan 17, 2001, the Pinoy Times exposed the alleged contents of the second envelope. The biggest bomb? That Philippine Long Distance Telephone Company President Chairman and CEO Metro Pacific Hong Kong and reported representative of Indonesian crony Salim Manuel V. Pangilinan's name appears on it as a drawer from the infamous Jose Velarde account.

What to watch out for in the next 30 days:
-Additional cabinet appointments
-Cases against Estrada (if they are left with Desierto, you are screwed.)
-Politicians who align with ERAP's(Angara's) party
-Politicians who align with GMA party
-Politicians
-Media slant (to determine from where the funds flow)
-Decision to officially keep secret the second document. It's no secret so why hide it?
-COMELEC pronouncements on the May 2001 elections.

Insider reveals Pangilinan coup attempt. The PLDT Chairman Manny Pangilinan is reportedly hatching a super duper high level top secret plan to destabilize newly installed President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's new government (the one with the same old faces). It was learned from sources (was our source, or "Sore Throat", Tony "Cash basis only " Samson? we can't tell you that, sorry.) within the telco that PLDT's move to gain control of Television Network GMA is really his insidious way of gaining access to her initials, GMA. Pangilinan is apparently getting ready, after the buy-in to GMA Network, to file a court case against the President for: Unfair competition and Unauthorized use of trademark. It is not known as of press time whether Gloria has registered her initials, but PLDT lawyers have a history of requesting courts to ban the use of their initials anywhere in cyberspace and possibly intergalactic space, to include the Milky Way galaxy.

That icky creepy sleazeball/scumbag Tatad character, man with less backbone than a jellyfish successfully did what we asked him not to do. He drew first blood and put to shame the entire Philippine Senate. A shining example of what the Opus Dei is all about? Say it isn't so.

'GlobePhones' rues hasty dispatch of despot. "Our major source of income, text messaging, was the only business that actually made money during Erap's time. Aside from mistressing and lawyering, but has dropped substantially over the past two days. "Please pretend he is still around, which he is, he really is-" a spokesman reportedly said.

Crony-owned PLDT, which also has a texting service, would have made money as well, but their phones simply did not work. This can be attributable to two factors: 1. PLDT Chairman who gave Jose Velarde 20M in cash did not want anti-erap text spreading; and/or 2. PLDT just doing what it normally does, providing bad service. more

Mike Velarde now claiming to be the reason behind Erap departure as President. We remind him that Erap chose Jose "Velarde" for more reasons than spiritual, and ask the new govt. to look into a certain deal which involved some property the govt. had to buy to make room for a new highway. So there, stripe-suited yap mouth.