ELAGDA members outraged enough to file an Elagda petition due to their failure to contact Elagda main man Enteng Romano. The Elagda Movement is an electronic petition effort to oust Manila's worst president in history. Enteng, as Elagda members and the Erap secret police fondly call him, may soon face a small challenge from within his ranks. Insider sources have revealed that Elagda members are embarking on an even larger effort to demand that Enteng change his current simcard and switch to the ABS system in order to ensure that their text messages and phone calls reach him. The ABS system, used by successful mobile phones users, Gentexters and serious businessmen alike, is a tried and tested network. For those in the dark, ABS stands for Anything But Smart.