The guys inside can speak any kind of English they want.
and y'all can't do a thing about it.

It is now becoming more apparent that the biggest casualty in the ongoing Senate Impeachment Hearings is none other than the English language. English teachers all over the country have resigned in disgust over the way the Queens English has been reduced to almost indecipherable babbling whenever the nationally televised court hearings are broadcast. The smarter observers have taken to hiring local interpreters from at least five regions in order to assist them in analyzing what words that flowed from Court officers really meant. In one instance, "mob rule" was pronounced as "mob roll", needlessly sending hundreds of lawyers out to bakeries to check out the new pastry. Also, the presiding judge almost tossed out a Persecution lawyer when he blurted something about "the fucking issue". A replay of the court tapes later revealed that what he meant to say was "the fact in issue".