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The election of Erap’s apologists will give them a license to emulate his disdain for public office as a public trust. It will mean a repetition of the shameful and shameless administration that inevitably led to their idol’s disgraceful downfall. -------Justice Isagani A. Cruz PDI Columnist
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What the Philippine Long Distance Telephone Company has claimed under oath at the last hearing:
1. There are about 70 Million web sites in the entire Internet.
2. Majority, if not all, major corporations use their tradename as their domain names.

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Do Erap campaigners begin voting tonight? Think about it. Maybe last week pa.

NOW IT CAN BE TOLD - Volunteers seeking refuge and safety at San Beda College were gassed?!?!. As many as twenty of the volunteers who were spending most of the night and day at Mendiola and were brought to San Beda for safety fainted when fellow volunteer Manny Amador took off his shoes and went to sleep. The area around Amador suddenly became quiet. Everyone seemed to be in a comatose state. Volunteer doctors and chemists later verified that indeed the shoeless guitarist had literally said good night to the people around him. However, when the stinky feet were brought to the Mendiola gates of San Beda, the secret weapon had no apparent effect on the Erap fanatics excpt to make them chew the hollow blocks they would throw at riot police. Amador is not taking any calls regarding this matter.
It is not true that while at Mendiola,
our primary line of defense was to wave our socks at the attacking forces.

5-8? (PPC-PnM) Philippines - to regress another twenty years?
With El Shaddai, and various other shady groups aiding the PnM, Erap may yet maintain his hold on the Senate. The Church and El Shaddai. Clearly, Bishop Bacani has totally lost any hold he may have had on Mike Velarde. It is quite obvious that the Church cannot stop this preacher from wreaking political havoc with the votes of his millions of minions. Velarde is under investigation, which is another matter that should call our attention to the type of relationship he has with the Catholic Church. He undoubtedly needs Erap and his Senators to help his case. But as he sinks deeper into scandal, the more one wonders what Bacani was doing all this time. If he was indeed ministering to Velarde, it may have been on Asset Management and not religion. Also, why does it seem that without Velarde's millions, the Church shall collapse? At least that seems to be the perception. Many of the people at Edsa last month were from Velarde's group. Many were seen clutching the gates of Malacanang. The Erap has at least seven stooges already at the Senate. With an additional eight, what future does this poor nation have? Now I see why Rizal wanted to start a new country in some island. Between the frailes and the politicos, there is no room to breathe.

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Lucio Tan daughter loses millions of pesos worth of software allegedly "hacked" from her company - Thames International, an international business school. Thames has thrown a challenge to the proponents of the e-commerce law to recover stolen study and course material. A visit to the Thames site on the web seems to indicate that the school is a truly international school where students get to study in different countries. It would be quite interesting to see how the investigation is carried out. What are the odds that this is an inside job. Maybe the "hacker" they seek runs the 'geek' arm of the 'Martilyo' gang. Maybe the owners of the school will get the feeling the Philippine government has been getting for years. The difference being that of being robbed to the tune of not just a few million pesos worth of programs, but 26 BILLION worth of taxes.

The last exercise at EDSA still amazes me to no end, but some things still bother me, so I will lay them out and maybe you can help me sort them out.
- Why did not the Cardinal Sin send out the priests and nuns to minister and give solace to the people who gathered at EDSA? Instead he sought to blast them over media about the damage they were inflicting on his statue. Is not the value of a single human soul more precious than a man-made statue?
- The Church retains a portion of the El Shaddai earnings for itself. At this point, we have established that there were thousands upon thousands of the El Shaddai Cult at that EDSA exercise. We also are well aware that Bishop Bacani is the Church's assigned control agent for the Velarde breakaway faction. Maybe the income derived from the Shaddai group is so great that the Church allows Velarde to get away with telling people to hold umbrellas upside down and jump up and down while waving handkerchiefs in the air in order to "attract prosperity".
- And finally, the most important question that bugs some members of this list: Is Fr. Sonny Ramirez, Erap high priest, really the twin brother of Lito Banayo aka Lyle the LIzard©, Erap propagandist.
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You want to talk poor? OK, let's talk poor. Say you want the poor to believe you? Then treat the rich who break the law the very same way you treat the poor who break the law. Special treatment. The very term alone illustrates the double standard that is a giant obstacle towards narrowing the gap between rich and poor. Why these guys even get media attention after all they have done to hurt 75 million people speaks volumes of the double standard. The Filipino is guilty of the forked-tongue, two-faced game. With money, one can literally get away with murder. The snatcher who steals a cell phone gets shot dead. Let's start with equality. We have nothing to lose and it will give the Prez a real survey result. Guaranteed.

Miriam shows off her 8mm pistol. Earlier, the self-confessed Lying Senator spoke of using her 8mm pistol to kill anyone who entered her "space." To our knowledge the only 8mm I ever handled was a Vivitar© Super 8. Sure, it had a pistol grip. But it shot 8mm film for home videos, not bullets. Last week, she finally showed off her gun. This time, It was a 9mm auto; make unkown as we couldn't really see it. But it was on display and it seemed like she was saying that anyone who tried to arrest her would have to eat lead. Today she recanted again and said that she would not use the gun against anyone in the service of the government. Exactly what or whose government she did not specify. But hey, she has been known to have lied before.Bwahahahaha. PLDT.COM suggests Kevlar©. And a sniper on a neighborhood rooftop can be quite persuasive, too.

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Minutes from a hearing:
24 April 2001 More comedy from the best and the brightest; as only PLDT Telco can provide.
Yet again
, the country's telecommunication monopoly and self-proclaimed masters of convergence today failed to meet the standards their advertisements speak so often about. They failed to produce the correct length of telephone cable for the court hearing. My guess is they needed more time to prepare - they only had a whole month to splice five feet of telephone cord. The RTC at Sala 90 was sounding a bit more irritated than usual as once again, the fourth time actually (but hey, could be third or fifth--it happens so often we lose count) that the Philippine Long Distance Telephone Co. failed to bring some length of telephone wire for their online presentation to the court. It seems almost impossible to think that this is the same company who can carry out a task that takes some intelligence, like wiretapping for instance, but maybe they didn't actually do the wiretapping (they only supplied the lines?). No mistaking the funnyshadeofmaroon trucks as they roll into the QC court parking lot and teams of techies swarm into the courtroom to prepare to install their setup. Of course, they will wait till court officially starts to begin setting up. No forward planning for the country's most efficient and converged telco. Not half an hour, or even 15 minutes ahead in preparation. They will wait for the Judge to come in and then make the whole courtroom wait. When any job begins like this you know it's gonna be fun and games once again as soon as the problems that come with hastily-prepared projects start to show. This time the Judge was seriously considering his options, as they seemed to be literally mocking him. But hey, they are the PLDT phone company, after all. They seem to "own" the right to piss of any/all Filipinos. It's a cultural thing. It's like our lives were meant to have this particular utility around to make us suffer, to remind us of our days under the Spanish colonizers and the American imperialists. They hold the key to your accessing the world via phone communications and strut about like you owe them your life for it. Much like Marcos when he lifted Martial Law. After kicking us in the teeth, he broke our legs, and we were supposed to be grateful to him for doing so. Duh, I say.
Today we finally heard the official reason for PLDT's failure to register the dotcom - they had other, higher priorities. As their newly promoted, (rewarded, whatever)
expert witness stated, they were too busy setting up for the "rollout" and preparing for the "giant convergence" whatchmacallit to be bothered with having to register a domain name. That would have to wait till later. Much, much later was maybe what they really meant, for it was not till years later that they suddenly remembered that they wanted to register their dotcom. But they did not forget to register their dotcomdotPH in 1996!!
And this was not even on the agenda as it was another fellow, some insurance dude - Pollie de los Santos was his name if I recall right - who reported to manny pangilinan about the pldt.com website. Ah yes, I distinctly remember Pollie - the witness who swore under oath that he had no business dealings with Pangilinan Inc., et al.
So after all his ranting and raving on the witness stand it was our turn to question him. And it turns out he sits on the board, no less, of Bonifacio Land or one of those many companies they own. Oops! He had this indescribable look on his face when defense lawyer Teddy Cruz showed him the SEC papers with his name and shareholdings on it. Let's see...... how red can a human face get? I wonder what the Philippine Justice system has to say about people who lie on the witness stand? Isn't that what Erap lawyer Serapio did? Hey, ain't he the guy in jail now? Anyway, back to Pollie and his funny testimony. Pollie had earlier also testified--under oath--that he had typed pldt.com and was amazed kuno that he didn't find manny's photo there, but instead saw a different pldt.com (the real one, as we like to call it). (to be continued)

DTI-ITECC head totally ignores appeal, slams door on Kaimo, the overweight, tired, and aging webmaster.

Despite Kaimo's uncharacteristic call for help via the media, the DTI-ITECC-Legal Cluster stood pat on it's two-week deadline for all complaints regarding the dotPH issue. DTI ASEC Monsod failed to comment on the vital matter of JJ Disini's dual role as counsel to his brother Joel, who owns dotPH, the company in question, and as counsel to ITECC-Legal Cluster Counsel, the body supposed to investigate the dotPH controversy. Another point being raised by viewers who wrote this editor questions how Ms. Janette Toral, a non-lawyer, can head the ITECC Legal Cluster. All members of the ITECC-Legal were handpicked by Toral. She has repeatedly defended her appointment of Disini as the official legal advisor, and has been sidestepping any direct requests for her to reevaluate this appointment for months. Continuation

'The Renegade' speaks on .ph domain fracas
STAUNCH consumer rights advocate Gerry Kaimo is not one to shut his big mouth. Manila Bulletin Story 4.22.01
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AGAIN?
PAOCTF - Estrada and his cronies personal Police and private army to be disbanded finally?
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In the spirit of transparency, you may want to ask these simple yet unanswered questions:
How many cronies are now state witnesses?
When a crony turns into a state witness and is given immunity, does that mean he gets to keep all the money he stole?
Will taxpayer money be used to pay for his protection and lifestyle?

The Jim Weir (husband to expat of Citibank) saga.

Good News and Bad News
from GlobeXplore!!
Good News is that you can get traffic updates on your mobile!!
Bad news--the traffic news may be 12 hours old as unofficial word is that GlobeXplore is running their traffic updates on New York time.

Movie banned for reflecting hardship in the Island Republic of Bananas? Well, at least there were no banana cutter scenes shown. Funny though that the church, which is responsible in a big way for the gross overpopulation asked the Palace to shut down a movie that could serve as a wake-up call to Filipinos on the hardships poverty brings. Many of our countrymen are enjoined to have numerous offspring yet are not capable of feeding them 3x a day. This movie bespeaks the evils of our society. Who is to blame? Ask the men in robes. A blow by blow (no pun intended) account on the movie's specs. Technicals, Toro Movie (T.T.Mo.). This is one pirated disk you should buy and share, I was told.)

PLDT.Com seeks firing squad for Mad Cow hairdresser.
Is she using Manoling's wig or is that a cunning disguise? That is the question posed daily in coffee shops around the Metropolis.

Police, NBI still searching for 8mm.
Miriam had claimed that she carries an 8mm pistol for protection against well, just about everyone at this point. So far, the investigators have only come up with Super 8, not a pistol, but a video camera that dates back top the 70's. So please, nobody tell her that the "gun" she thinks she is carrying is just a video camera. We hope to reduce campaign violence so let's start with this one.

Mad cow lady makes declaration; Morato applies for lease of the entire Luneta Park for a day.
In the light of a senatorial candidate's willingness to get shot if a bet she made was lost, her former adversary asked Manila City Hall for permission to sell tickets to the execution. Mad cow lady hats, T-shirts and hairpieces are also to be sold at the festival.

Amazon forest denudation blamed on Philippine politicians. FORMER Senator, EX-Cabinet Secretary, and ONE WEEK-termer as Executive Secretary Angara--whose wife actually had riot police beat back Ambassadors and respected Filipinos to prevent them from watching a play in the Cultural Center ( HA! and you thought Cardinal Sin was a censor)--claimed that the present campaign move of his political party, nicknamed STOP HELL was actually giving jobs to Indonesians and Brazilians in the logging industry, thereby improving foreign relations.


It's official: He's a CRONY !!
Poor old manny! Alleged "victim" is really Presidential bribe-giver.
http://www.inq7.net/nat/2001/mar/17/nat_3-1.htm By Michael Lim Ubac,Inquirer News

The Hypertext Revolution by Alecks Pabico

And all they wanted was good service...

April 29 2001

Q & A
Yes, my son Miguel.


Dealing with the Philippine Justice system: Those who buy their way out.

How to survive PLDT Phone Taps

The Babe of the Week feature is back by popular demand. Send us your photos, you may just be next week's babe of the week!!!

Hair-raising! Reads like a horror- thriller! A must read!
MONOPOLY: the PLDT story
by Sheila Coronel [reprinted with permission]
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From the archives, a horror story:
On cross-examination by Cruz, Lavides admitted that PLDT has been advertising its own website pldt.com.ph since 1996 up to the present, on radio, TV and print media, even prior to the creation of Kaimo’s pldt.com website in December 1998.

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