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How these so-called "leaders" dare call themselves Filipinos is beyond me. The real Filipino showed in the manner in which the Police and Armed Forces of the Philippines refused to kill their brother Filipino, realizing that doing so would only play into the hands of those who wish us evil. An account of the riots by Jarius Bondoc PhilStar.

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So he finally made it to the big league. Right up there with Idi Amin, Papa Doc Duvalier, Slobodan Milosevich, and Suharto, PLDT's god. Regardless of what his mob of even a trillion people says, it is time to go to court and face the music. PAOCTF detention center jailbirds are allegedly reporting screams at night from a voice yelling "CUT!! CUT!!"

Trivia Tickler!! At P500/head plus P50x3 for meals, the cost to a professional manghahakot politician for each spectator could rise to as much as P13,000,000 a day for say, twenty thousand people. Let's throw in P1,000,000 for transportation and misc. expenses. Now pretend someone took 1.2 Billion from the cookie jar. He could keep these people there for at least three more months.
the new elagda

Miriam volunteers to jump off aircraft sans a parachute at 10,000 feet. People of Manila request she do a trial jump to check to see that the doors will open. Her hair will break the fall-gk. Apr 23, 2001

Miriam and Enrile call for civil disobedience !
OK that's two less votes for them and whoever follows them. Which brings it to a total of four less votes.

Fat man jailed, Kompil2 offers Miriam free plane fare for her jump.
On TV, Miriam easily admits she lies, and then laughs like a--dare we say it--a loon. A friggin', bleedin' loon. At least she is honest about being dishonest.

Before anyone else thinks of it, we have filed for the TM Banana Republic-that's us. Yes yes, a hurrah for the forward thinkers.

Amazing Facts
Jailed ex-president Erap Estrada, who keeps chanting the poor is my friend mantra, has never known what it was like to be poor. Nor has he championed any cause for the poor. Unless one will consider monopolizing jueteng something a person with sympathies for the poor would do.
Instead, Estrada is now in jail for stealing from an entire country. It is fascinating to watch his lawyers and ever-loyal partymates mouth the "the poor are the victims" line. Anything for some pity and support, I guess, no matter how bizarre the line. But it is amazing how such lines seem to go a long way when it comes to some of our "masa". Where does this ignorance come from, who is to blame for it? The "rifles not milk" economic policy of previous administrations may be part of the problem. Thing is, these are the jologs, who are part of the real poor in our society. Allegedly, the crowd at EDSA is composed mostly of the Peso300-500/day type of poor who run on a daily toke of their shabs, and get their kicks defacing property and kicking in sides of cars passing by EDSA. And so it goes as the trapos go and stir up the hornet's nest once more. The old politicians play games with all these people to achieve a selfish motive, --to get elected by virtue of pity votes. But there may be some price to pay for inciting to rebellion and sedition. If this government has decided to take the battle for the ascendance of morality in the country seriously. The Army and police have been doing their jobs so far. Faith in a larger number of officers and men has definitely risen as they have shown themselves to be true professionals. Yet while Trapos continue to play their sick mind games at the expense of the majority, we may yet see a plot unfold itself. Unfortunately, this was not part of their plan. So it looks like the Republic of Bananas will be winging it from here on. The stock market, although not seeing capital flight, has decided to go on a selling spree in anticipation of a worsening scenario at EDSA. It is near midnight and there are now more people at the Shrine than ever. It should be interesting to see how this unfolds.

Minutes from a hearing:
24 April 2001 More comedy from the best and the brightest; as only PLDT Telco can provide.
Yet again
, the country's telecommunication monopoly and self-proclaimed masters of the convergence today failed to meet the standards their advertisements speak so often about. They failed to produce the correct length of telephone cable for the court hearing. My guess- they needed more time to prepare, it is sad that they only had a whole month to splice five feet of telephone cord. The RTC at Sala 90 was sounding a bit irritated than usual as once again, the fourth time, actually, (but hey, could be third or fifth--it happens so often we lose count) the Philippine Long Distance Telephone Co. failed to bring some length of telephone wire for their online presentation to the court. It seems almost impossible to think that this is the same company who can carry out a task that takes some intelligence, like wiretapping for instance, but maybe they didn't actually do the wiretapping (they only supplied the lines?). No mistaking the funnyshadeofmaroon trucks as they roll into the QC court parking lot and teams of techies swarm into the courtroom to prepare to install their setup. Of course, they will wait till court officially starts to begin setting up. No forward planning for the country's most efficient and converged telco. Not half an hour before, or even 15 minutes in preparation. They will wait for the Judge to come in and then make the whole courtroom wait. When any job begins like this you know it's gonna be fun and games once again soon as the problems that come with hastily-prepared projects start to show. This time the Judge was seriously considering his options, as they seemed to be literally mocking him. But hey, they are the PLDT phone company, after all. They seem to "own" the right to piss of any/all Filipinos. It's a cultural thing. It's like our lives were meant to have this particular utility around to make us suffer, to remind us of our days under the Spanish colonizers and the American imperialists. They hold the key to your accessing the world via phone communications and strut about like you owe them your life for it. Much like Marcos when he lifted Martial Law. After kicking us in the teeth, he broke our legs, and we were supposed to be grateful to him for doing so. Duh, I say.
Today we finally heard the official reason for PLDT's failure to register the .com- they had other, higher priorities. As their expert newly promoted, (rewarded, whatever) witness stated--they were too busy setting up for the "rollout" and preparing for the "giant convergence" whatchmacallit to be bothered with having to register a domain name. That would have to wait till later. Much later actually, was maybe what they really meant. For it was not till years later that they suddenly remembered that they wanted to register their dotcom.
And this was not even on the agenda as it was another fellow, some insurance dude- Pollie de los Santos was his name if I recall right- who reported to manny pangilinan about the pldt.com website. Ah yes, I distinctly remember Pollie. The witness who swore--under oath--that he had no business dealings with Pangilinan Inc. et al.
So after all his ranting and raving on the witness stand it was our turn to question him. And it turns out he sits on the board, no less, of Bonifacio Land or one of those many companies they own. Oops! He had this indescribable look on his face when defense lawyer Teddy Cruz showed him the SEC papers with his name and shareholdings on it. Let's see. How red can a human face get? I wonder what the Philippine Justice system has to say about people who lie on the witness stand. Isn't that what Erap lawyer Serapio did? Hey, ain't he the guy in jail now? Anyway, back to Pollie and his funny testimony. Pollie had earlier also testified--under oath--that he had typed pldt.com and was amazed kuno that he didn't find manny's photo there, but instead saw a different pldt.com (the real one, as we like to call it). (to be continued)

DTI-ITECC head totally ignores appeal, slams door on Kaimo, the overweight, tired, and aging webmaster.

Despite Kaimo's uncharacteristic call for help via the media, the DTI-ITECC-Legal Cluster stood pat on it's two-week deadline for all complaints regarding the dotPH issue. DTI ASEC Monsod failed to comment on the vital matter of JJ Disini's dual role as counsel to his brother Joel, who owns dotPH, the company in question, and as counsel to ITECC-Legal Cluster Counsel, the body supposed to investigate the dotPH controversy. Another point being raised by viewers who wrote this editor question how Ms. Janette Torral, a non-lawyer, can head the ITECC Legal Cluster. All members of the ITECC-Legal were handpicked by Torral. She has repeatedly defended her appointment of Disini as the official legal advisor, and has been sidestepping any direct requests for her to reevaluate this appointment for months. Continuation

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'The Renegade' speaks on .ph domain fracas
STAUNCH consumer rights advocate Gerry Kaimo is not one to shut his big mouth. Manila Bulletin Story 4.22.01

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The OFW's must be given the right to vote. They are responsible enough to keep the economy afloat and improve their families living standards. It is obvious that they are doing a better job than the Philippine Government with regards these two matters. It seems politicians are too scared that the OFW's are smart enough to know who NOT to vote for. link

Tales of the Ombudsman
Reference material re: your friendly neighborhood Ombudsman:

http://www.pcij.org/stories/1998/ombudsman2.html
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AGAIN?
PAOCTF - Estrada and his cronies personal Police and private army to be disbanded finally?
see story

Desierto case against Erap makes for easy acquittal?--
Sandiganbayan unhappy says as it returns documents to Ombudsman. Ombudsman had also reportedly sent case with vital pages missing. What's up guys? Looking for a technical charge to get Erap off the hook? Shouldn't somebody fire this guy before he sacrifices the nation for a bagful of silver? Desierto had previously refused help from private prosecutors, claiming his office could handle the Erap case, no sweat. But just this week his underling at the Ombudsman's office also tried to reject outright the filing of cases against more than a dozen cronies by a group of private lawyers. He claims the cronies now have immunity. Something's cooking folks, and it sure don't smell good. Hey Ani, whatever these monkeys are offering you, IT AIN'T WORTH IT.

(a previous editorial) It should be sending shivers up everyone's spine that the very same people who have decided to throw the book at former BIR Commissioner and Ambassador Bienvenido Tan Jr. are also the same people who are notorious for kowtowing to the powers that be and are rabid publicity hounds. The scenario being set is indeed a fearful one. This is a scene right out of 1983. With all his posturing and acting, one would think Aniano Desierto (where was he during the Marcos years?) is getting ready to fight the big fight. But he has done the publicity spiels before, and yet has managed to let all the other "big fish" slip away due to alleged flimsy evidence. Of late, it seems he has been finding all these convenient excuses to delay the trial further. Anyone who drums up all this publicity yet has nothing to show for it at this point may be setting us up for a possible disappointment. But hey, like EDSA1, EDSA2 was just too easy. And the tyrants still rule the banana republic. And so the story goes.

Let's make a deal or, for your Lenten Week reflections...

Here, meditate on this:
How many senatorial candidates have we heard speak about the evils of cronyism, like the crimes against the People of the Philippines
by those who would corrupt, like Lucio Tan, manny pangilinan, Dante Tan and many more ? Is it because the campaigns will not run without some contributions? So EDSAII was about allowing these candidates to get more campaign contributions?

In the spirit of transparency, you may want to ask these simple yet unanswered questions:
How many cronies are now state witnesses?
When a crony turns into a state witness and is given immunity, does that mean he gets to keep all the money he stole?
Will taxpayer money be used to pay for his protection and lifestyle?


Did they give almost all the cronies immunity and yet allow the Ombudsman to file only a single plunder case? Will we ever get to see any the documents signed on behalf of the People of the Philippines?

For Holy Week, may we recommend Job 38 from the OT, especially for the self-righteous ones out there.


Oh Jim Weir, you make us weary,
better leave town in a hurry !


Good News and Bad News
from GlobeXplore!!
Good News is that you can get traffic updates on your mobile!!
Bad news--the traffic news may be 12 hours old as unofficial word is that GlobeXplore is running their traffic updates on New York time.

Movie banned for reflecting hardship in the Island Republic of Bananas? Well, at least there were no banana cutter scenes shown. Funny though that the church, which is responsible in a big way for the gross overpopulation asked the Palace to shut down a movie that could serve as a wake-up call to Filipinos on the hardships poverty brings. Many of our countrymen are enjoined to have numerous offspring yet are not capable of feeding them 3x a day. This movie bespeaks the evils of our society. Who is to blame? Ask the men in robes. A blow by blow (no pun intended) account on the movie's specs. Technicals, Toro Movie (T.T.Mo.). This is one pirated disk you should buy and share, I was told.)

PLDT.Com seeks firing squad for Mad Cow hairdresser.
Is she using Manoling's wig or is that a cunning disguise? That is the question posed daily in coffee shops around the Metropolis.

Police, NBI still searching for 8mm.
Miriam had claimed that she carries an 8mm pistol for protection against well, just about everyone at this point. So far, the investigators have only come up with Super 8, not a pistol, but a video camera that dates back top the 70's. So please, nobody tell her that the "gun" she thinks she is carrying is just a video camera. We hope to reduce campaign violence so let's start with this one.

Mad cow lady makes declaration; Morato applies for lease of the entire Luneta Park for a day.
In the light of a senatorial candidate's willingness to get shot if a bet she made was lost, her former adversary asked Manila City Hall for permission to sell tickets to the execution. Mad cow lady hats, T-shirts and hairpieces are also to be sold at the festival.

Pro-Anti groups argued, however, contending that Manero's being a cannibal would have corrected this situation.But Manero's lawyer reportedly chastised them by saying that "a man can only eat so much. And besides, he likes white meat."

Amazon forest denudation blamed on Philippine politicians. FORMER Senator, EX-Cabinet Secretary, and ONE WEEK-termer as Executive Secretary Angara--whose wife actually had riot police beat back Ambassadors and respected Filipinos to prevent them from watching a play in the Cultural Center ( HA! and you thought Cardinal Sin was a censor)--claimed that the present campaign move of his political party, nicknamed STOP HELL was actually giving jobs to Indonesians and Brazilians in the logging industry, thereby improving foreign relations.


It's official: He's a CRONY !!
Poor old manny! Alleged "victim" is really Presidential bribe-giver.
Estrada to appeal Monday; 10th plunder case filed
By Michael Lim Ubac
Inquirer News Service

http://www.inq7.net/nat/2001/mar/17/nat_3-1.htm

No less than the Senate itself was victimized by agents of the PAOCTF and employees of the Philippine Long Distance Telephone Company. Yet to date, even after it was revealed that the same characters were back to bugging the Administration's Senatorial candidates, nothing has been done about the matter.

The Hypertext Revolution by Alecks Pabico

And all they wanted was good service...

THE Electoral Portal is launched! www.eBantay.org

Military Scandal Erupts An Indian website blows lid off army scam.

"He made it so easy." a write-up by the old man of Philippine Internet.

Filipinos ignore it and it will go away habit about to be debunked in a big way as People Power 3 slowly comes to surface. Unfinished business? Lots. Criminals on the loose? Not really. They are, after all, running for Congress, so they have to be good, right?

PLDT claims five million phones exist in country. Right. Three million for it's citizens and two million in PLDT Chairman manny pangilinan's name.

Tatad's "referred pain" plan exposed.
It was revealed yesterday that Senator Kit Tatad is behind the text and email propaganda war being waged against Senator Miriam "Cambridge" Santiago. Tatad's political team has been deflecting all the flak against Tatad to the other Senators in order to save his neck. It was revealed that Tatad, a faux Holy Man, has now to find a church that will give him access to a service. Miriam had no comment as she was rushing off to C.M. Recto to have her newest diploma "framed".

"Forgive me, they are just anonymous insects."
-Miriam Santiago, on the people at EDSA2 and other irrelevant Filipinos.

"Forgive me, your hairdo is despicable."
-Gerry Kaimo, webmaster of pldt.com

April 29 2001

Q & A
Yes, my son Miguel.


Dealing with the Philippine Justice system: Those who buy their way out.

How to survive PLDT Phone Taps

The Babe of the Week feature is back by popular demand. Send us your photos, you may just be next week's babe of the week!!!

Hair-raising! Reads like a horror- thriller! A must read!
MONOPOLY: the PLDT story
by Sheila Coronel [reprinted with permission]
Got plans after the stressful week?

From the archives, a horror story:
On cross-examination by Cruz, Lavides admitted that PLDT has been advertising its own website pldt.com.ph since 1996 up to the present, on radio, TV and print media, even prior to the creation of Kaimo’s pldt.com website in December 1998.

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"The biggest stumbling block to the country's development is the Philippine Long Distance Telephone Company". DOTC former Sec. R. Reyes (The Philippines may be the only country in the world with PLDT public pay phones inside private homes as allowed by "relaxed rules" of the National Telecom Commission. We are sending this data to the Guinness Book of World Records.)

 

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