"Is
our country going to be all right?"
read Fr. Donelan's homily.
As true now as it was a decade ago.
Filipinos ignore it and it will
go away habit about to be debunked in
a big way as People Power 3 slowly comes
to surface. Unfinished business? Lots.
Criminals on the loose? Not really.
They are, after all, running for Congress,
so they have to be good, right?
PLDT claims five million phones exist
in country. Right. Three million
for the citizens and two million in
PLDT Chairman Manny Pangilinan's name.
Tatad's "referred
pain" plan exposed. It was
revealed yesterday that Senator Kit
Tatad is behind the text and email
propaganda war being waged against
Senator Miriam "Cambridge"
Santiago. Tatad's political team has
been deflecting all the flak against
Tatad to the other Senators in order
to save his neck. It was revealed
that Tatad, a faux Holy Man, has now
to find a church that will give him
access to a service. Miriam had no
comment as she was rushing off to
C.M. Recto to have her newest diploma
"framed".
Wong's right to be heard. The
AFP's Chief of Staff hurriedly offered
Admiral Wong a position that would
be equal to the weight the board he
wears on his shoulders. A three-star
position is not that easy to find,
but Reyes produced one in an attempt
to silence the Admiral of the Navy.
Early newspaper reports claimed that
Wong was responsible for a possible
mutiny by the Marines under his command.
It was later revealed that all he
had done was to expose the purchase
of inferior quality Kevlar helmets
for his soldiers and a purchase of
HK assault rifles that allegedly went
directly to the blackmarket.
"Forgive
me, they are just anonymous insects."
-Miriam Santiago, on the people
at EDSA2 and other irrelevant Filipinos.
"Forgive me,
your hairdo is really, really bad."
-Gerry Kaimo, webmaster of pldt.com
Dealing
with the Philippine Justice system
and those who buy their way out.
Feb 26, 2001
Snatch a P5,000 cell phone and get
thrown in jail for months, even years.
Plunder an entire nation's economy
and feel free to hold almost nightly
parties at your mansion. The justice
system remains the same. Those with
the Gold get out of jail free, while
those with no resources rot in jail.
Unfortunately, instead of EDSA2 giving
us a chance to address this problem
squarely, politics remained the more
important priority. So what if the
nation is in a crisis. Elections are
fun! They must continue no matter
what. Because what is now important
is that new turncoats keep their seats
in order to protect the party for
2004. And for that to be real to political
parties, is they need to find sources
of funding. Hence, the people who
should be charged as Imelda and her
ilk should have been in 1986 are still
scot-free. They were called cronies
then. But today they are called "victims".
Of course, they may be 'willing' victims
to the politicians who extract campaign
funds for them, but hey, at least
they are spared from being lumped
along with erap.
From the looks of it, Erap may be
soon out of the woods too. Leaving
the ordinary people, watching in amazement
as the very people who collaborated
with Erap to further their own selfish
business interests are now considered
'victims' of the ex-President. Well,
if they are victims, then the rest
of the population are the casualties,
the "DOA"s.
Let money talk in this banana republic.
Go let those who would, grab their
fifteen minutes of fame for a "victorious"
revolt. Victorious for them, we guess,
as they are now in power. Justice
for the people? The people have served
their purpose. They were needed to
take down the Erapus and are needed
no longer.
Still the bottom line remains. Until
some people are charged and even punished,
no foreign investor we spoke with
will invest here, it just don't make
any sense for them. And our children
will grow up learning that the only
way to happiness is via lots of money.
And it makes those who went to Edsa
2 kinda wonder what the TV specials
on EDSA were all about. Oh- right,
the 'new and improved' cronies had
to make money- selling ad spots.
Note*
No less than the new President shall
be guesting at the launch of Manny
Pangilinan's newest venture- his TV
station and newspaper project rolled
into one. Good PR by this Hong Kong
based businessman. How can they now
dare charge him with anything to do
with Erap, after the president herself
graces his new "business venture".
Can she do that, knowing full well
this man's involvement with Erap?
Or is this the famous "new politics"?
Well, maybe in six months when the
little press we have starts stifling
stories to suit Pangilinan's profile
as a man for all seasons we shall
realize what a folly this was.
After all, his company's
influence on media is legendary.
Got a Dear GK letter today.
Here
it is. Maybe it will give you guys
some food for thought:
Sayang wala
ka sa NBC Big Tent kagabi for the
MTV Launch. Manny Pangilinan was on
stage with Donita Rose, naks. Pareho
pa silang single. Anyway here was
the music media predicament I was
discussing with some of the record
company people there:
1)
PLDT acquired rights to MTV Philippines
through Mediaquest (NBC)
2) PLDT acquired GMA
3) GMA runs Channel [V] Philippines
4) Ergo PLDT now runs MTV Philippines
and Channel [V] Philippines
There's an obvious conflict of interest
here and I bet you a fondue that the
foreign partners are probably having
a fit over this awkward situation.
Loud Whispers
No sooner
had PLDT bought into GMA Network...
PDI and GMA are tied up in the online
paper that is Inq7.net. From here
our story begins:
The scuttlebutt around the copy room
is that Tita Letty and even Mang Gani
are reportedly being eyed for an ease-out.
Well, considering the type of dirty
tricks the new owners of GMA are masters
of, this should not be surprising.
Hoping against hope, but snakepits
abound, and where the PLDT (champion
of the cause of "envelopmental
journalism") hangs out, rest
assured corruption is on its way.
There should be a special place in
hell for those who have contributed
so much to the corruption of our media
people. First, GMA, next the PDI?
That's the story.
Wake-up calls:
Pimentel - Strike Two.
Sister Christine Tan wrote the Today
paper to clarify Pimentel's statement
that she "exonerated" Loi
Ejercito. This site opts to believe
Sister Tan. Pimentel is the same Senator
who likewise declared before the country
that the Kompil 2 Jericho March was
allowed to walk around the Senate.
The truth is that he had banned us
from doing so. So much for this "new
and improved" recycled trapo.
Mr.
Datumanong is all set to massacre
magnificent trees on Quezon
Avenue. Take your last photos before
this People Power inspired new Cabinet
Secretary murders Mother Nature right
before our very eyes. Only God can
make a tree, sir. Even Erap's billions
can't make a seed grow.
PDI-
Why give Barican a nice place on your
editorial page and relegate one of
our greatest modern writers (Conrado)
to an inner page? No one reads that
slob's work anyway. He looks too much
like the doddering Erap mouthpiece
that he was and probably still is
in his heart.
pldt.com
<whispers...>
The PLDT executive, allegedly,
reportedly and supposedly the most
highly paid manager in Hong Kong and
close, close friend to the Salims,
Eraps and Suhartos of this world has
trained his guns at the Philippine
government and its Department of Environment
and Natural Resources. The PLDT (read:
giant telco with tentacles now gripping
the country's television networks
and radio stations) is allegedly,
reportedly and widely rumored to be
expanding into the Internet. He claims
that "this will put us ahead
of all our neighbors, like India and
Singapore". The PLDT Chairman
has ordered his Chief of Many Minions
(that's spelled S-A-M-S-O-N) to sic
their sycopanthic horde of media dogs
on the government official who recently
ordered a Total Log-In Ban.
Where have
all the lawsuits gone,
long time passing?
where have all the lawsuits gone,
long time ago.
where have all the lawsuits gone,
gone to Desierto every one, when will
we ever learn, when will
we ever learn?
But wait, maybe there were
no real cronies to begin with. After
all it may have been all Syerap's
ideas and dealings? Maybe behind that
thick skull, basting in a pool of
alcohol are some of the longest tendrils
the world has seen since Albert Einstein!!
It is turning out that he single-handedly
robbed the nations coffers and bled
business dry..
Since hardly any cronies are being
charged by the GMA government, are
we about to witness the biggest cover
up since Amari?
No to Makati
Jail for Ex-President-Binay/PLDT
hatching escape plan?
A secret plan to free President deposed
Estrada by ex-MMDA Chairman and Estrada
loyalist Jeojomar Binay in connivance
with PLDT was revealed to day by a
secret agent. The source, who refused
to reveal his rank in the MMDA Intelligence
Unit, claimed that as early as now,
there are plans being drawn up by
the ex-Mayor with the connivance of
the Chairman of the local telecommunications
company PLDT. The plan involves the
use of PLDT repair vehicles to disable
telephone and electricity cables from
the area surrounding the City Jail,
creating chaos and confusion. The
Binay swat teams shall then effect
the release of their President and
hide him in one of at least a dozen
PLDT service vehicles, which will
then speed away in all directions,
leaving pursuing law enforcement officers
wondering which vehicle went where.
The PLDT Chairman and close Erap supporter
and crony has reportedly prepared
a safe house among the vast properties
and buildings belonging to the Fort
Bonifacio Land Development Area, where
Pangilinan keeps well-trained, tanned,
muscular and handsome groups of local
soldiers of fortune under the supervision
of American mercenaries.
A
Mad Miriam declares all Filipinos
who do not possess high flatulent'
masteral post-college degrees way
insects, thereby effectively declaring
her beloved deposed President as the
biggest cockroach there ever was.
Miriam also mentioned the fact that
she currently packs an 8mm pistol
in her bag. She claims that the law
allows her to protect her life by
using this pistol, and vowed to use
it as well on persons who hurt her
reputation as well. To our knowledge,
the only 8mm cartridge that exists
to shoot with is manufactured by Kodak.
So unless our readers are excited
about being shot on film by Miriam
and bear the though of her watching
your faces every night in her home
theater, we strongly suggest you stay
out of her way.
Powerful
PLDT Public Relations wheels start
to spin. Already, columnists
have been proclaiming the innocence
of poor, harmless and victimized people
such as -Lucio Tan and whoa! Manny
Pangilinan!! The claim of Today columnist
Dan Mariano, as we see it, is that
all Erap cronies should be sent to
hell. Except for these two innocent,
maligned men. Maybe the columnist,
one of five who launched simultaneous
attacks on this website for the Telco's
in what can best be called a truly
badly orchestrated media war against
one webmaster, whose only tool is
a keyboard. Wow, we are impressed,
tough guy...
Jan
17 2001 Archive
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"The
biggest stumbling block to the country's development
is the Philippine Long Distance Telephone Company".
DOTC former Sec. R.
Reyes (The Philippines may be the only country in the
world with PLDT public pay phones inside private homes
as allowed by "relaxed rules" of the National
Telecom Commission. We are sending this to the Guinness
Book of World Records)
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