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BOMBINGS, ATTACKS FAIL TO FAZE
PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT. Erap yesterday claimed that there was no
real sign of danger in bombing incidents in Ozamis City, the grenade
attack on the office of the Oil Ministry in the former military camp
Fort Bonifacio, (now known as Mondo, "where rock rules")
and the ambush of ten soldiers and paramilitary personnel all
happened in less than ten days. Also, the Philippine National
Police PLDT.COM 'alikabok' reported that of over 45,000 applications
of gun owners for permits, 17 were served. So while facing
threats from the far left, far right, Moslem insurgents and your
daily, ever rising run-of-the-mill criminal activities, people are
asked to just do nothing. Erap claimed that while all these
places were attacked, Plaza Miranda, where Marcos opposition
candidates were almost wiped out in a grenade attack, did not
recur. Neither was a famous opposition Senator gunned down in
the airport tarmac. Also, Senator Enrile has yet to report that
his limousine had been strafed in a self-construed attempt at framing
some bad guy from who knows where. "So where is the reason to panic?" asked the cool president. "We have to watch the "Pattern", and this is not the martial law pattern, so must be doing OK". Meanwhile, mercury drugstore posted record sales of all sorts of sedatives, tranquilizers and pain-killers to consumers. The reason the Filipino people are so docile is that they're stoned most of the time. This is the secret behind the infamous Pinoy character trait of being "patient" Of course, this trait is not to be confused with the other Pinoy trait of waiting for someone else, sana si Uncle Sam, sana si Lone Ranger, sana si Batman na lang ang bahala. This, as the country slowly denies itself to death. Not true- the rumor that "Denial of Service" is PLDT's new motto. It is actually a standard they have set and stood by and by all indications will continue to use as their motto for at least another 72 years. GLOBE HANDYPHONE ATTEMPTS SMART MOVE, BUNGLES
IT. In what could be the worst PR tragedy since metering, Globe
has activated an automatic voice mail forwarding that
used to be optional for the 'handy phone plan' users. The effect of
this is that all plan users will be paying a Peso a minute to
retrieve messages even if they do not want this system on their
phones. Today, PLDT.COM called Globe to request their stations
to undo this divert action. This afternoon, calls to the
"official" PLDT.COM cell phones were again sent to the
infamous voice boxes. We know there is a price for freedom of
speech. But Mr. Ayala, does it have to cost One Peso a minute?
CHINA TELLS PHILIPPINES NOT TO
ATTEND INDONESIAN REGIONAL SECURITY CONFERENCE. Stormeng Domeng,
fresh from observing joint US-RP training, where he actually found
the courage to get into an Apache chopper. Feeling brave, Stormeng?
What you gonna tell them slant eyed trespassers into our Kalayaan
Islands? Will Domeng Show? Bets taken here!!
Stormeng a no-show odds: 100:1 !!! The Metro Manila Commission,
under the leadership of Jeojomar "Scourge of Forbes" Binay
is asking Congress to look into the request of the Ex-Nuestro Senora
de Metro Manila, aka La Viuda Loca, to return political favors done
her dead husband 'Andy' by Norberto Manero Jr. The Marcos
family wants to rename the Metropolitan Manila area to Metro
Manero. MWAHAHAHA Anyone still remember STEPHEN ?? Killed in post-edsa 1986 for wearing a yellow t-shirt and flashing the Marcos loyalists in Luneta the Laban sign. They then chased him and beat him to death. What happened to his killers? Or is this going to be "si Manero pala" again? Manero- In order to avoid becoming a scapegoat, the killer is now an escapegoat. it must be mentioned that the 'long arm of the law" theory may not always work in this country because we are a relatively short people. That's why we insist on playing basketball, remember? Because we know we can never win but somehow find comfort in that. consumer section: GLOBE HANDYPHONE - WOW, HASSLE KAYO, PARE!! BOMALABS KAYO- OR "DON'T CALL US, GERRY, WE'LL CALL YOU, SUCKER!!!" THEY CAN'T BE BOTHERED AS THEY ARE TOO BUSY SELLING NEW PHONES TO TALK TO OLD, PAYING CLIENTS WITH NEW PROBLEMS. read the story
WE HAVE WINNERS. FIRST PLACE AND STILL HOLDING IS AN APPLICATION FILED 1981,
SERVED 1997. ONLY SIXTEEN YEARS FOR A PHONE CONNECTION !!
HELLO, GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS? KEEP SENDING IN YOUR ENTRIES.
(((((consumer
feedback section))))) PAGING THE NTC !!!! THE OPPOSITE OF EDSA - conrado de quiros Malacanang review board investigating Fr. Tullio Favali's culpability in his own death. "If he didn't try to help the other guy we shot, he would still be alive now. So it's his fault for getting in our way". This line, as scary as it sounds, is beginning to reflect the present administration's attitudes towards Filipinos who think otherwise. Manero now in hiding. Threatens to reveal human rights abuses of gov't. (expecting the military to now shelter him or else?) Maybe he is composing lyrics for his movie OST _Guantamanero_? NEW! AOL Europe battles metering in Germany, charging that simply lowering phone rates can lead to 400,000 new jobs! (Sigh. Tell that to the local metering maniacs...) MORE GREEKS BEARING GIFTS OR GEEKS BEARING GIFFS? No matter, PLDT's plan to ease up on the Internet users and 'be nice' to them may be just a ploy to ease entry of phone metering. Huli na naman kayo, ano?? Beware the PLDT TROJAN VIRUS. Clearly for them. DUH?! Instead
of killing fellow students, why don't UP tough guy gangs just fight the guys who slashed their school budget? FRATS
KILL FILIPINOS. But they don't do it themselves. They hire
thugs. Ang Pinoy talaga. There is not truth to the rumor that Erapus is not worried about the Maneros picking his brains for obvious reasons. (original pldt.com joke) Stormeng Domeng Chickens Out Yet Again- This time, our poor Air Force and Navy Soldiers are ordered NOT to arrest illegal Chinese fishermen. Apparently, the strong willed Chinese lady ambassador has subdued the weakling Secretary. Or did Lucio give the order? The Anti-Crime League is advised to attend the PLDT hearings inasmuch as they show strong support for crime victims families in court. There is always a massacre in Sala 90, QC RTC during the PLDT vs. PLDT.COM hearings. To CIA, FBI, NSA, DOJ, DEA, BTAF, Echelon dudes : In case you clicked on to this site "accidentally", as Pollie "Crackers" de los Santos did, please be advised that no crony, foreign dictator' loot or Marcos stolen money was used in building and maintaining this site. No animals were tested, no brains were eaten, either. Thats the Administration's job. This is also a No Smoking and Nuclear Free Site. US Govt investigates Marcos wealth. Don't look here, but there is another PLDT, I heard Imelda was talking about owning a PLDT somewhere else on this web... the Palestinian Lap Dancing Troupe maybe? Nobel Peace Prize winner Ramos-Horta of East Timor vehemently denies reports that Jerry Barican is his evil twin brother. Kit Tadtad reliving days as ex-Pres. F. Marcos ex-Spokesman as he objects to all moves that will entail looking into Marcos wealth in large Philippine companies. If only Kit Tatad was as valiant in fighting for the rights of Juan de la Cruz during the VFA hearings as he is in fighting for the Marcoses in the wealth investigation, there would have been no treaty. Hey Barican watch your seat. Baka pag-declare ng martial law, hindi ikaw yun nasa iisang TV channel kundi si Kit ulit dahil may hands on experience siya. At mukhang super sipsip pa siya kay Imelda ngayon. Manero arrives in Manila, boards light-gold Benz with Philippine Military Academy (PMA) commemorative plate No. RCA-888 at the off ramp. Ahh, the privileged few. Turns out Zamora's office sneaked his name into the list at the last minute. The deaths of hundreds of Catholic priests due to AIDs in the US reported on the PDI did not faze local church officials. "Our guys are quite busy taking care of their kids so we don't expect them to all end up that way." If the US Government won't pay damages to the families of twenty Italian skiers killed by a US Pilots found guilty in an Air Force thrill run, how do we know they will pay for say, blowing up ten baranggays by mistake in a test bombing run? Kung ang Mafia sa Italy di pinapansin, tayo pa kaya? Hey Erap !! Why not just release all your mahirap but politically connected prisoners in Muntinlupa and let the honest people live inside the guarded area instead? Gets mo ba itong concept? Hello? Are you der? Are you anywhere? Read about erap's website. NTC Commish Ties ERAP CONCORD to "Convergence", Key to Telecom Industry Success. On a TV interview aired Jan 25, 2000, he announced that under the law, " a broadcast company may own a Telecom outfit, but a Telecom outfit may NOT own a broadcast company". (will somebody, anybody ask him about MEDIA QUEST?) Joseph Santiago, a commissioner of the National Telecommunications Commission, also said that any changes in the current infrastructure of the Philippine telecom industry will be possible ONLY if a constitutional change is to take effect. (DUH, OK, but call a spade a spade. That's blackmail to me.) For this, we will need the CONCORD, or Charter Change the ERAP Administration so badly wants. Also mentioned by the former lawyer for PLDT was the key word "Convergence", a term often used by PLDT Chairman Manny Pangilinan, as the key to development of local telecom. (How he can talk about all this and not realize how dumb he makes us look is beyond me.) HEARING SCHEDULES pldt vs PLDT.COM
14 March 2000 - 1400H This site now viewed LIVE at each hearing. Thank you, Mr. Pangilinan!!
Critics rave review of last trial: "Pollie is crackers!!!" HOT TIP: It is written: "Thou shalt not bear FALSE witness against thy neighbor." *Pollie is the official parrot mascot of pldt.com all rights reserved MORE
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