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(Manila, Philippines) PLDT Blocking Telco Interconnection? As PLDT Smarts from Globe success, calls to PLDT lines through Globe phones become virtually impossible to make. PLDT refuses to reply to Globe's official request for explanation. The Globe Network can only now wait for the National Telecommunications Commission (NTC) to act on the matter. The NTC is headed by persons who have been tagged as formerly connected with the PLDT, which also runs the Smart Phone Network. Smart has been trying in vain to wrestle digital phone leadership from Globe. Which brings back memories of the gory days of Marcos and his bully-boys- If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em!!
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Join the June 6 1999 Long Distance Boycott. Be cool, be hip. Be a proud consumer!! Telephone users in 13 European countries have scheduled a boycott of telecom services on June 6 in protest of their respective local metered services (LMS). Internet users in Austria, Belgium, the Czech Republic, France, Greece, Italy, Poland, Romania, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and the United Kingdom banded together to force telecom companies to replace mandatory LMS with flat rate service. The Philippines is joining. Are you? NO LONG DISTANCE CALLS ON SUNDAY, June 6, 1999.

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Spratley SCOREBOARD
NEWSFLASH!!!: CHINESE GUNSHIP TRAINS CANNON ON PHILIPPINE NAVY LST. A local TV report last night (May 31) reported that a Chinese warship trained its cannons on Philippine Navy LST 57, the Sierra Madre, while on patrol at the Spratley Islands.
BUT score is STILL
RP- 1 PROC-0
WE GOT ONE!!! GO NAVY ! ! !

Guess who's coming to dinner?
VFA Story
The GOOD NEWS!! Philippines will get new equipment to replace WW II gear now being utilized. The BAD NEWS !! Philippines is getting Vietnam Era equipment.
Paging NATO, paging NATO.
That Chinese Embassy you bombed? Wrong one. Here's a small clue: SPRATL...
Manila, Philippines. The National government is set to poise an additional tax on soft drinks. Cigarettes and liquor are not to be taxed as these are considered as holy water and holy smoke, respectively. It is also a coincidence that these businesses are owned by Presidential pals. Also, gambling games are now to be allowed all over the country. In a related development, during the rites for National Smoke Free Day, Senator and Doctor Juan Flavier announced that Nicotine is the most addicting drug of all time. Yosi Kadiri hits tobacco magnate and Prez Pal Chum Lucio Tan, a non-smoker, as he deems it bad for his health. In another move to raise funds, government is also increasing car taxes by around 500%. Gossip trivia. Who wants a separation from his wife but can't really move yet because she has a 13 Billion Dollar bank account? Would anyone leave his wife if she was rich? Mail your rags to riches tales and other heartbreakers to: LoveStory@PLDT.COM True heart breaking stories may be used in this publication. To maintain relevance, however, there must be mention of at least one telephone call made using the PLDT facility. Whether the call was a wrong number or for pizza delivery, it still counts.
1999 Thirty Three Years after kicking the BEATLES out of Manila for not paying homage to her, Imelda is still kicking ASS!! National ASS-KICKING Lifetime Membership Status accorded over 70 Million Filipinos worldwide! Ass-Kicker Imelda Marcos Wins "Mother of the Year Award". Reigning National Weirdo, Imelda Marcos, is awarded the Ulirang Ina Award (Exemplar Mother). A real mother* of an award for a mother* of a mother. Want More? See Imelda's vault stash. So fork it over, why don't you?! Ulirang Ina Mo is a registered trademark.
One of the Philippines' most dazzling writers, Jessica Zafra, gives her opinion on the SKY CABLE "Customer is Always Right" business policy (here). The present public villain, SkyCable TV , apparently deems Filipinos too stupid to know what their tastes are in shows. Tsk tsk. Does it show that much? After all, this is the same country that chooses Martin Nievera as their choice of best selling Pinoy OPM.
It is not true that Senator Robert Gasworksi filed a bill outlawing typhoons. It is also untrue that Senator Rivillame introduced a bill to amend the Law of Demand and Supply.