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(Manila,
Philippines) PLDT
Blocking Telco Interconnection? As
PLDT Smarts from Globe success, calls to PLDT lines through Globe phones
become virtually impossible to make. PLDT refuses to reply to
Globe's official request for explanation. The Globe Network can only
now wait for the National Telecommunications Commission (NTC) to act on
the matter. The NTC is headed by persons who have been tagged as
formerly connected with the PLDT, which also runs the Smart Phone
Network. Smart has been trying in vain to wrestle digital
phone leadership from Globe. Which brings back memories of the gory
days of Marcos and his bully-boys- If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em!!
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Join the June 6 1999 Long Distance Boycott. Be cool,
be hip. Be a proud consumer!! Telephone users in
13 European countries have scheduled a boycott of telecom services
on June 6 in protest of their respective local metered services
(LMS).
Internet users in Austria, Belgium, the Czech Republic, France,
Greece, Italy, Poland,
Romania, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and the United Kingdom banded
together to force telecom companies to replace mandatory LMS with
flat rate service. The Philippines is joining. Are
you? NO LONG DISTANCE CALLS ON SUNDAY, June 6, 1999.
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| CONSUMER ALERT!!!!! |
| Why are Bridgestone Tires Blowing Up All Over
Town? |
Do you have a blowout story? Tell your tale to
DEADLYTIRES@PLDT.COM
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| Spratley
SCOREBOARD |
| NEWSFLASH!!!: CHINESE GUNSHIP
TRAINS CANNON ON PHILIPPINE NAVY LST. A local TV report last night (May
31) reported that a Chinese warship trained its cannons on Philippine Navy LST
57, the Sierra Madre, while on patrol at the Spratley Islands. |
| BUT score is
STILL |
| RP-
1 PROC-0 |
WE
GOT ONE!!! GO NAVY ! ! !
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Guess
who's coming to dinner?
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| VFA
Story |
The
GOOD NEWS!! Philippines will get new equipment to replace WW II gear
now being utilized. The BAD NEWS !! Philippines is getting
Vietnam Era equipment.
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Paging
NATO, paging NATO. |
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That Chinese Embassy you bombed? Wrong one. Here's a
small clue: SPRATL...
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Manila,
Philippines. The National government is set to poise an additional
tax on soft drinks. Cigarettes and liquor are not to be taxed as
these are considered as holy water and holy smoke, respectively. It
is also a coincidence that these businesses are owned by Presidential
pals. Also, gambling games are now to be allowed all over the
country. In a related development, during the rites for
National Smoke Free Day, Senator and Doctor Juan Flavier announced that
Nicotine is the most addicting drug of all time. Yosi Kadiri hits
tobacco magnate and Prez Pal Chum Lucio Tan, a non-smoker, as he deems it
bad for his health. In
another move to raise funds, government is also increasing car taxes
by around 500%.
Gossip trivia. Who wants a separation from
his wife but can't really move yet because she has a 13 Billion
Dollar bank account? Would anyone leave his wife if she was
rich? Mail your rags to riches tales and other heartbreakers
to: LoveStory@PLDT.COM
True heart breaking stories may be used in this publication. To
maintain relevance, however, there must be mention of at least one
telephone call made using the PLDT facility. Whether the call was a
wrong number or for pizza delivery, it still counts.
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1999 Thirty Three Years after kicking
the BEATLES out of Manila for not paying homage to her, Imelda is still kicking ASS!! National ASS-KICKING Lifetime
Membership Status accorded over 70 Million Filipinos
worldwide! Ass-Kicker Imelda Marcos Wins "Mother of the
Year Award". Reigning National Weirdo, Imelda Marcos, is awarded the Ulirang Ina
Award (Exemplar Mother). A real mother* of an award for a mother* of a mother. Want
More? See Imelda's vault stash.
So fork it over, why don't you?! Ulirang Ina Mo is
a registered trademark.
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One of the
Philippines' most dazzling writers, Jessica Zafra, gives her opinion on the
SKY CABLE "Customer is Always Right" business policy (here).
The present public villain, SkyCable TV , apparently deems Filipinos too stupid to know what
their tastes are in shows. Tsk tsk. Does it show that
much? After all, this is the same country that chooses Martin
Nievera as their choice of best selling Pinoy OPM.
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It is not true that Senator Robert Gasworksi filed a bill outlawing
typhoons. It is also untrue that Senator Rivillame introduced a bill
to amend the Law of Demand and Supply.
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