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KNOW
YOUR SEATBELT LAW
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CHINA ACCUSES RP of
chasing its fishing boats. "Stormeng Domeng" replies:
"Oh Yeah? WITH WHAT????"
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Over 220 Attempts to Hack
into pldt.com now recorded!! tsk tsk, big boy.
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PLDT has not categorically stated that it is ready for the
bug. The last we heard, when CEO Manny Pangilinan had them look into the
problem they called MAPECON. Yep, folks, they got
problems. Thing is, whenever they got problems, WE get problems,
know what I mean? As usual, Consumers end up
having to pay for them, like we do their income tax. Like we have been paying for
that same
telephone post for over fifty years now. And paying, and paying, and
paying....
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Since September
of this year, I've been accused by PLDT and their champions in the media of
various things, including luring unsuspecting hundreds of millions of net
surfers to a domain of deception and affecting pldt's stock price in the New
York Stock Exchange. Alikabok (III) informs me that Tony Samson
called another emergency meeting for the friends-of-pldt-media-club,
and instructions were given that attacks on my persona shall continue.
Before the trial is over, I expect to be accused of a host of other things,
which leads me to:
Top 10 things I expect
pldt to pin on me in the near future:
10. Second gunman at the grassy
knoll in Dealey Plaza (Dallas, Texas 1963)
9. Mastermind behind Plaza
Miranda bombing
8.
Put Rolly Galman's briefs on guy in tarmac
7. Engineer of Goma-
For-President master plan
6. General Antonio Luna's real
mistress
5. East Timorese Resistance deep
cover agent out to undermine Indonesia's national economy
4. Edward Lansdale - my mentor
and real father
3. Local distributor of Rhino
Records
2. Mysterious 13th Member of
Marcos' Rolex 12
1. The real brains behind
Local-call metering pLDT
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PHILIPPINES and
MALAYSIA FACE-OFF over Spratley Islands. But Foreign Secretary fails
to file a protest!! (related story below)
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QUOTE OF
THE DAY -
His Excellency, the President of the Philippines during JEEP TV show.
(translated) "What is happening now (ratings) is just like in
the movies. The hero gets beaten up but in the end he will
prevail." (ed.
Hurray for Chuvawood,
RP-style)
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Latest
Stats on PLDT.COM Users as of 10/31/99
Top Users
Total
1. ircb-01-iis.pldt.com.ph
9319 2. ircb-02-iis.pldt.com.ph 4472
3. iserv02.pldt.com.ph4439
So who's minding
the phones, Tony?
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ARE YOU MISSING THE BIG
PICTURE?
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PHILIPPINE
AIR FORCE PLANE PINAGBABARIL NG VIETCONG-
The Philippine Air
Force's aging fleet suffered yet more damage as an aircraft was shot at by
Vietcong elements in the Spratley Islands yesterday. In a daring and
brave effort to defend his country, Philippine Foreign Affairs Secretary
Domingo "Stormeng' Domeng" Siazon sent yet another letter of
protest to Vietnam. Hanoi replied through 'dedma'. It has been
reported that the old "PHILCAG", the Philippine military contingent
that was sent to the Korean and Vietnam wars is making plans to meet at the
old folks home in Alabang to discuss strategy and possibly make countermoves
against Vietnam. "We can block the driveway of their embassy
using our wheelchairs", Ret Lt. "Hit the Deck" Puddao, former
PHILCAG member
said. "Also, pwedeng ibato namin ng amin pustiso ang staff ng embahada
ng Vietnam. Kung walang kumikilos sa Manila dahil sa traffic at
masyadong pagka-busy sa pagentertain kay Mr. Don, Stanley at Lavides
Ho, kami na lang ang tutulong", ika ng dating Master Sergeant. Ang meeting date ng
ex-"PHILCAG-ians" will be
announced later. It is highly probable that Siazon will earn the title
of "most number of protests filed ever from Asia" in the next
Guinness Book, a goal he may have long been after.
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MORE
PLDT.COM NEWS :
Lucio Tan
tax case from 26B binargain sa 15B. Baka naman malugi siya masyado. Kawawa
naman.
PHILIPPINES
ranks only as Worlds 54th most corrupt country. Officials promise to improve
ranking to top ten in the next year.
Signs of
the Times: Picture on PDI p.
24, Oct 29, 1999 Details of which include children holding
anti-gambling candle vigil in front of expensive, swanky girlie joint
Pegasus, where car bearing red (government plates) is parked.
There is
no truth to the rumor that Interconnection between PLDT lines and all other
services is virtually impossible due to PLDT's case against Kaimo.
"Not ALL our lines are online just to monitor the PLDT.COM website,
thereby causing this infamous congestion problem" an official who
refused to identify himself was quoted as saying. (Of course it was Tony-
ed.) All are welcome to criticize PLDT, as PLDT PR god Tony
Samson revealed the other day (story below) that PLDT, much like the ERAP
Administration, is used to criticism. However, whether it will
get you anywhere but court or strafed at is another matter.
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QUOTE FOR TODAY Oct
27 '99 is from PLDT's all powerful PR god Tony Samson: "We
are used to criticism".
Right, Tony. I am sure you are bulletproof after all these decades of
endless consumer complaints about your lousy service. Bakit bigla
naman kayo naging "balat-sibuyas"? Astig ba ang mga Bosing
mo from Indonesia
? So what now, will you sue me for being an angry Filipino consumer?
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QUOTE OF THE DAY Oct 26, 1999
On TV, "You cannot
fool the Filipino people for long."President Joseph Estrada of the
Philippines commenting
on a radical drop in his ratings after only
a year in office. (ed. for once,
we agree.)
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