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CHINA ACCUSES RP of chasing its fishing boats. "Stormeng Domeng" replies:  "Oh Yeah? WITH WHAT????"

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Over 220 Attempts to Hack into pldt.com now recorded!!  tsk tsk, big boy.

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PLDT has not categorically stated that it is ready for the bug.  The last we heard, when CEO Manny Pangilinan had them look into the problem they called MAPECON.  Yep, folks, they got problems.   Thing is, whenever they got problems, WE get problems, know what I mean?  As usual, Consumers end up having to pay for them, like we do their income tax.  Like we have been paying for that same telephone post for over fifty years now. And paying, and paying, and paying....

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Since September of this year, I've been accused by PLDT and their champions in the media of various things, including luring unsuspecting hundreds of millions of net surfers to a domain of deception and affecting pldt's stock price in the New York Stock Exchange.  Alikabok (III) informs me that  Tony Samson called another emergency meeting for the friends-of-pldt-media-club,  and instructions were given that attacks on my persona shall continue.  Before the trial is over, I expect to be accused of a host of other things, which leads me to:

Top 10 things I expect pldt to pin on me in the near future:

10. Second gunman at the grassy knoll in Dealey Plaza (Dallas, Texas 1963)

9. Mastermind behind Plaza Miranda bombing

8. Put Rolly Galman's briefs on guy in tarmac

7. Engineer of Goma- For-President master plan

6. General Antonio Luna's real mistress

5. East Timorese Resistance deep cover agent out to undermine Indonesia's national economy

4. Edward Lansdale - my mentor and real father

3. Local distributor of Rhino Records

2. Mysterious 13th Member of Marcos' Rolex 12            

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PHILIPPINES and MALAYSIA FACE-OFF over Spratley Islands.  But Foreign Secretary fails to file a protest!! (related story below)

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QUOTE OF THE DAY  - His Excellency, the President of the Philippines during JEEP TV show. (translated) "What is happening now (ratings) is just like in the movies. The hero gets beaten up but in the end he will prevail."  (ed. Hurray for Chuvawood, RP-style)             

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Latest Stats on PLDT.COM Users as of 10/31/99            

Top Users        Total                     

1.  ircb-01-iis.pldt.com.ph 9319      2. ircb-02-iis.pldt.com.ph 4472      3. iserv02.pldt.com.ph4439            

So who's minding the phones,  Tony?

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ARE YOU MISSING THE BIG PICTURE?

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PHILIPPINE AIR FORCE PLANE PINAGBABARIL NG VIETCONG- The Philippine Air Force's aging fleet suffered yet more damage as an aircraft was shot at by Vietcong elements in the Spratley Islands yesterday.  In a daring and brave effort to defend his country, Philippine Foreign Affairs Secretary Domingo "Stormeng' Domeng"  Siazon sent yet another letter of protest to Vietnam. Hanoi replied through 'dedma'.  It has been reported that the old "PHILCAG", the Philippine military contingent that was sent to the Korean and Vietnam wars is making plans to meet at the old folks home in Alabang to discuss strategy and possibly make countermoves against Vietnam.  "We can block the driveway of their embassy using our wheelchairs", Ret Lt. "Hit the Deck" Puddao, former PHILCAG member  said. "Also, pwedeng ibato namin ng amin pustiso ang staff ng embahada ng Vietnam.  Kung walang kumikilos sa Manila dahil sa traffic at masyadong pagka-busy sa pagentertain kay Mr. Don,  Stanley at Lavides Ho, kami na lang ang tutulong", ika ng dating Master Sergeant.  Ang meeting date ng ex-"PHILCAG-ians" will be announced later.  It is highly probable that Siazon will earn the title of "most number of protests filed ever from Asia" in the next Guinness Book, a goal he may have long been after. 

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MORE PLDT.COM NEWS :

Lucio Tan tax case from 26B binargain sa 15B. Baka naman malugi siya masyado. Kawawa naman.

PHILIPPINES ranks only as Worlds 54th most corrupt country. Officials promise to improve ranking to top ten in the next year.

Signs of the Times: Picture on PDI p. 24, Oct 29, 1999   Details of which include children holding anti-gambling  candle vigil in front of expensive, swanky girlie joint Pegasus, where car bearing red (government plates) is parked.

There is no truth to the rumor that Interconnection between PLDT lines and all other services is virtually impossible due to PLDT's case against Kaimo.  "Not ALL our lines are online just to monitor the PLDT.COM website, thereby causing this infamous congestion problem"  an official who refused to identify himself was quoted as saying. (Of course it was Tony- ed.)   All are welcome to criticize PLDT, as PLDT PR god Tony Samson revealed the other day (story below) that PLDT, much like the ERAP Administration,  is used to criticism.  However, whether it will get you anywhere but court or strafed at is another matter.

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QUOTE FOR TODAY Oct 27 '99  is from PLDT's all powerful PR god Tony Samson: "We are used to criticism".  Right, Tony. I am sure you are bulletproof after all these decades of endless consumer complaints about your lousy service.  Bakit bigla naman kayo naging "balat-sibuyas"?  Astig ba ang mga  Bosing mo from Indonesia ?  So what now, will you sue me for being an angry Filipino consumer?

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QUOTE OF THE DAY Oct 26, 1999  On TV, "You cannot fool the Filipino people for long."President Joseph Estrada of the Philippines commenting on a radical drop in his ratings after only a year in office. (ed. for once, we agree.)  

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