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Previous ARTICLES on 16 MARCH Edition We noticed Lucio Tan's much publicized contribution to the BIR's Tax Information Campaign (heck, Beethoven Rualo even gave him an award for that). But the country needs the CASH (26B, remember), not newsprint mailers or cheap ads as "contribution". It is unfortunate that newly installed BIR head has fallen for this ruse by Tan. Why do papers print this sort of garbage anyway? 3.16.00 -Jinggoy Estrada shouts down Richard Gomez in Bistro Lorenzo in front of his pregnant wife (3.15.00-showbiz news travels fast). We sincerely hope it was because of his lousy acting and not his friendship with another Erap scion. For if a President's son and Mayor to boot starts treating Presidential Consultants and celebrities in this fashion, what can he do to a Juan de la Cruz? As Rod Reyes plays his mind games with the local press, media may have forgotten about these other, more pressing stories: Or maybe not. Look at who's NOT talking in the media and you know who is on the Pinoy side and who's not. Ipalihog lang, AYAW NA sa sobrang pag-DALUK ba, kay nakakahiya man sa mga anak natun at sa bayan. Daghang pa ang mas daku na problema diha. Pukaw na!! DEMOCRATS SEEK INVESTIGATION OF MAKROS FOUNDATION DONATION TO GW BUSH JR. CAMPAIGN EXCLUSIVE!!! The Democratic party requested the US Congress to conduct an immediate probe into the alleged donation of more than P100 Million Philippine pesos to the George W bush Jr campaign fund from a certain Makros Foundation, a Greek-based corporation. Sources claim that the cash was packed in crates and shipped to the campaign headquarters of GW Bush, Presidential Aspirant and son of George Bush, former CIA chief and "friend to dictators the world over". A fuming mad George Bush Sr. was seen making frantic collect phone calls to his bosom buddy La Viuda Loca to complain that the Peso bills had no "Bagong Lipunan" seal and were therefore useless anywhere. These type of bills were demonetized more than a decade ago. "But you can't blame her for trying", friends of the shoe lady stated. "Can she help it if she has a heart of gold?" As a matter of fact, this is the same crate she used to try to pay Doris Duke, but it was also refused. 'Mga sinverguenzang kano yan!! Nagbabayad na nga ang tao, eh!' La Viuda reportedly screamed at her valet. PLDT.COM SUPPORTS NATION-WIDE
STRIKE by TRANSPORT SECTOR ON MARCH 20, 2000 AS DO 70% OF PINOYS
POLLED BY TV STATION (NOW
THE ERAP/ENRILE TANDEM WILL BRAND THE SITE AS PART OF THE INSIDIOUS
PLOT TO TOPPLE THE REGIME) Not true- the rumor that "Denial of Service" is PLDT's new motto. It is actually a standard they have set and stood by and by all indications will continue to use as their motto for at least another 72 years. THE LIES OF UNLEADED PETROL |
PLDT.COM DENIES E-COMMERCE PLANS. "Despite what the other fellow says, we are not going into e-commerce", PLDT.COM CEO and co-founder of the INK (Iglesia ni Kaimo) Gerry Kaimo announced on his website, www.pldt.com. "Do not believe the press releases, that is negative propaganda, similar to what GW Bush is doing to that other guy, Kwai Chai Cain, of the TV Kung Fu series fame". As of press time, The Philippine Web Award Winning site remains a smoke-free, NO CRONIES ALLOWED website. "PLDT.COM is not in the business of business, but rather combating all that is evil in the world. At least until martial law is declared in this country", Kaimo stated. THANK YOU, G.I. JOE!!
Wanna buy a watch? A toxic watch? The Filipino people buried another child who died from leukemia in Angeles,
Pampanga. This are number of deaths attributed to US toxic
waste. Nobel Peace Prize winner Ramos-Horta of East Timor vehemently denies reports that Jerry Barican is his evil twin brother. THIS IS A NO-SMOKING SITE. DANGER: INFLAMMATORY MATERIAL!! Please refrain from smoking while perusing this site or be cursed with the virus di tutti virii. THE OPPOSITE OF EDSA - conrado de quiros
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