From PLDT.COM's May issue:

DUH. Nandy Pacheco, head of Gunless Society makes big deal over skyway shooting, yet fails to comment on RPG's, bombs in Manila and howitzers killing Filipinos in Mindanao. Oh yeah, that's right- he is only pissed off at civilians with handguns.

AVSECOM HINTS SKY-HOLDUPPER DID A GALMAN
 
Malacanang cronies prepare boycott of TIME,CNN, NEWSWEEK, FEER, etc.  It is yet to be known whether anyone in the outside world will give a rat's ass what these clueless people do within their little third world country. (hmmm, how does one tell the press advisors of erap that Ted Turner's ranch could be larger than the country? clueless indeed...)

NEWSFLASHINGBY
PLDT.COM website gets a bomb threat!  Mr. Monopoly, it is quite unfortunate that your Lilliputian understanding of the Internet is clouded by your mega-delusions of "convergence". You cannot 'bomb' a website. DUH.

MUST READS:

NPA Attacks SMART QUEZON FACILITY!! (of course, this story was blacked out from media by ahem-who else. So only God knows what else they are keeping from us....)

EDITORIAL
-it is untrue that erap visit to china was useless and unimportant. he had to cut the ribbon to inaugurate his close friend lucio tan's new bank and building in the mainland.  burying our dead soldiers and looking after their families is not his job, apparently.


Suharto trial set for August. Indonesian police protecting Suharto in his residence will be pulled out unless the former dictator begins to be more cooperative with investigators. The former dictator and his cronies are suspected of embezzling millions of dollars from the Indonesian economy during his 32 years in power. Lately, the area surrounding the Suharto residence has been subject to battles between police and thousands of demonstrators.  (The Philippines cannot do the same with the Marcoses and, in the near future Erap cronies because there will be too many policemen without jobs.)


Senator Ople wants Lacson to head rescue efforts against real terrorists in Mindanao. What? What? You mean shoot at guys who can actually shoot back??


Erap was quite the human rights advocate when his friend Anwar was arrested and jailed by Malaysian strongman Mahathir. Now that hundreds of Filipinos have been beaten up and deported by Malaysian police (in retaliation for the Abu Sayyaf hostage-taking at a Malaysian resort?), he's too busy cutting Lucio's ribbon.  


flushed
That mall pillbox story just a bit too fishy. What's up pussycat?  I smell lutong macao in the kitchen....maybe that's why the cat is out of the way, so that the mice can play.....maybe once before but again? excuse me, general. ang pillbox ay tinatawag na pillbox kasi maliit siya. Hindi dahil C4 na bomba siya.

Therefore, let us not assume too quickly or just as quickly pass blame.  Know this- no self-respecting, Allah-fearing, Jihad inspired Moro rebel is going to blow up a population center and target video games.  It just ain't their style.


Philippines don't despair. For although we may be suffering from war, flooding, bombings and all, we can rest assured that our gallant leader and his cabinet are safe and doing fine enjoying the tasty delicacies of an authentic Chinese lauriat and good vintage wine with their infamous cronies and buds.


PLDT profit down 91% versus last year. Maybe if they paid a little bit of attention to customers instead of blowing all that money on fancy ads for products that simply don't work well....BASICS MUNA, MR. MANNY!!! Like good service for starters. 


This site strongly objects to the Philippine government and the media giving more attention and prominence to captured aliens than to the Filipino hostages.  It is our countrymen's blood pouring out there.  I mean, this hospitality bit doesn't literally mean the hospital, Mr. Erap.


If he jailed his best friend, what's he capable of doing to a hapless Pinoy, right?
Malaysian Police beat, maltreat Filipinos prior to mass deportation from Sabah.  Complain to Malaysian Embassy!  Call and tell them that's not nice.  And that they live here as guests.  That the workers from Sabah are not the Abu Sayyaf.  Our Foreign Affairs Department won't, so you better do it yourself.  #107 Tordesillas St. Makati  24hr Tel# 817- 4581 (Sec. SIAZON GISING NA!)


Nandy Pacheco last seen buying an mini-Uzi? NAAAAH.  Must've been his long-lost twin brother.  Come to think of it, where are the pro-gun clubs?   We literally have barbarians at the gate, yet the police have opted not to issue gun permits?  Why?  As far as Erap is concerned, this is one of the safest places in the world.  Of course, he's got two thousand bodyguards.....


Isn't this silence from Ping Lacson interesting? Wonder what he's got on his mind these days...


Anti-Erap site attacked by hackers, is down.  (Hmm, we didn't know they hired Onel so soon.)  Hacking attempts on PLDT.COM have doubled in the past two months (based on server reports).


As of May 18, PLDT has refused to respond to consumer complaint.
A long-suffering PLDT TELCO customer sends this complaint letter re a billing problem.  If PLDT wishes to contact this poor consumer and help deal with this issue please send an email to webmaster@pldt.com so I can put you in direct contact with him. click to read letter 


PLDT.COM to NBI on hacker story: The truth is out there. 

Why not only Filipinos want his resignation:  .click here

Highway name  real cause for fighting in Mindanao?  click for story

SALIM Group making bid for Mindanao? (click for story)

"I'm just a patsy, i'm just a patsy!!", the "I LOVE YOU" cyber-terrorist suspect Rommel claimed as he was brought in for questioning   click for story

PLDT's grand scale advertising is merely a smoke screen to mask its failure as a public utility.  click here for story

WAR BREAKS OUT IN MINDANAO, ERAP YELLS "CUT"!!!

Tourism Industry gets a boost from local war. click here

A stupid congressman appeared on television to defend a new law that will tax cell phone users an additional ten percent. click for more

See real reason for country being placed under 'RED ALERT'.  Crucify anti-Filipino Filipinos. Be alert. Be aware of the real Red menace.  click for AMP manifesto

I-Bank execs blame Smart text phones for rumor-mongering.  click here

"In Asia, the biggest barrier to rapid IP telephony uptake may be legal. click here

OVERHEARD BY PLDT LINEMAN TAPPING MANNY'S PHONE: Manny: "Good morning, Mr. President..."
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" He wrote the satirical story "The War Prayer" in 1905, (click this)

and in March of 1906 he wrote a scathing indictment of the U.S. troops who massacred 900 Muslim Filipinos -- men, women and children -- at Bud Dajo." - Jim Zwick on Mark Twain

And you trust these guys with your most vital link to the world?
click for story


Word for the day is - 'CONVERGENCE'.  This is what happens in PLDT offices all over the country everyday.  Consumers  'converge' there to file endless complaints about horrid service or total absence of it. So before you go advertising high-tech gimmicks and using fancy words, you may want to address basic needs first, you morons.  The people ain't always as dumb as you think.


By the way, to all you freedom fighters out there:
in case you haven't noticed...
- opposition still arguing about that silent noise barrage that wasn't.
- PLDT.COM still waiting for those now passé 'exclamation point' stickers.  At any rate here's your link