PLDT SPOKESMAN ISSUES WARNING TO  MILITARY: WATCH THOSE POSTS !! The giant pipsqueak Telephone Company today issued a strongly worded press statement to the Palace after reports that hostilities between the Abu Sayyaf, the Philippine Military and Gigantor the hero, had begun. "We hold the Philippine Army responsible for every single telephone post and wire that is damaged in that area".  And "If the telephones in Manila go on the blink, or if there is no interconnection still with other telephone systems, it is precisely because of that reason".  When a reporter remarked that telephone systems in Manila of the infamous Telco were indeed not working, the press person exclaimed "So there you see!! I told you. It's the military's fault"!!  When asked, however, why the phones had been non-functional for years before the attack, the PR person replied that it was all part of the psychological warfare plan of the AFP.