Shorty plans his next move.

November Funny Page !

TRUE OR FALSE
Choose one:
() Senator Avelino- "what are we in power for" made into law by Erap.
() Sotto files another bill to repeal the law of demand and   supply.
() Erap filed one bill about a carabao. He was too engrossed going over architectural plans to pay attention to much elses.

New symbols of political relevance:
1. The government agents following you have government agents following them.
2. The government agents following you pay your restaurant bill.
3. PLDT tapping your phone lines.
4. You are a "e-mandirigma", and a senator has answered your email.
5. You actually drop out of sight and become a "desaparecido".

Within the tiny bunch they call the "noisy few", how important are you to the Erap secret police agents?
a) One agent on your tail. Yawn. Get a life.
b) 2-3 agents. Get ready to be waylaid.
c) 4-6 agents. You must be running a mailing list.

New symbols you are passé:
1. Indonesian crony firm abandons you, demands refund.
2. You attend state functions and the only person to hear your Presidential commentaries are waiters.
3. Even the Marcoses won't return your calls.
4. Madame Auring, soothsayer, says so.
5. PLDT stops tapping your phones.
6. Times are so bad you have to hire the entire Puno family.
7. You are seriously following the senate hearings on impeachment.

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