Top 10 things Jose Velarde is thinking about this holiday season:

10. I own a house in New Manila pala?!?!?!?


9. Wait a minute, Laarni WHO is staying in my house?!?!?!

8. And Jaime Dichaves has my checks?!?!?!?!

7. That President Estrada guy has a lot of explaining to do.

6. pldt.com AND Manny Pangilinan? In the same rally?!?!?

5. I’m the father of Jinggoy and Jude Velarde?

4. Hope they don’t find out about the ‘Mike Velarde’ account.

3. Hope Mike Velarde doesn’t find out about the ‘Mike Velarde’ account.

2. Who in blazes is Jaime Dichaves?!?!!?!?

1. How to explain to Mama Mary Velarde what all those Erap-Resign posters are all about.